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ISO Newer Model Ford Bronco - $50,000 (Jonesboro)

I am on the search for a newer model ford bronco. Preferably yellow but willing to discuss paint color. Must have less than 10,000 miles because I drive a lot, all over the place, for what seems like no reason and before I know it my vehicles always end up with a crapload of miles on it. I am willing to give my left leg, for prosthetic reasons, all you must do is pay for the surgery and my leg is yours in exchange of ford bronco.
Know anyone needing a kidney? Will also consider this avenue. I think I have healthy kidneys, they seem to get the job done. Someone somewhere is always needing those suckers. And I don’t know why I have two anyways.

Will consider any fair negotiating.
Yellow ford bronco.
This is a completely serious post.
Thank you for your time.

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